naturalbornliar:

It really makes you think doesn’t it

Who do you bitch to when the person you normally bitch to did something you need to bitch about and doesnt wanna hear what you have to say hahahaha



methonite:

MR. BEAN!!


are-you-gonna-eat-that:

Me in gym class

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”








youseemylife:

White people.

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

lulz-time:

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