“the mexicans are taking our jobs”
oh yes upper middle class white man it must have been your life’s dream to work for a landscaping company
- Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
- Mum: He's black
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees got pissed when they had to rake all our skin off their lawns
how high are you
(Source: allenfuckingbishopman)
